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J.K Rowling Publishes New Harry Potter Story, Crashing Pottermore

Last Updated: July 09, 2014

Just minutes after J.K Rowling published a new chapter for Harry Potter fans, the site crashed unexpectedly as thousands of fans signed in to read her new addition to this fantasy. Scandalous diva Rita Skeeter’s column spreads the news about “Dumbledore’s army” who made their first mark after Harry Potter’s victory against the evil one. The story is set in fictional Quidditch world cup that Rita set to cover.

The army’s original six members and Harry Potter himself arrive at the tournament and Harry has turned out to be 34 year old by now and has “a couple of threads of silver in the famous Auror’s hair”.

Apparently the column unveils more scandals and facts that one can ever imagine, but same old harry is still the same other than his age and silver linings.

The tournament saw major celebrities like Harry Potter, Ginny (Weasley) Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermoine (Granger) Weasley, Neville Lomgbottom and Luna Lovegood in the illustrious gathering.

The column accounts that the crowd “stampeded [toward the area where Dumbledore’s Army was reportedly located], tents were flattened and small children mown down.”

Harry apparently is still famed as the chosen one. He has two sons by now which the seventh novel accounts for named James and Albus. Their parents Harry and Ginny are still together and Ginny actually has a really cool job, a reporter covering the Quidditch World Cup. While Rita’s notion is that she doesn’t deserve it.

Harry’s statement round glasses are still an item and so are his silver strands. Skeeter writes, “There are a couple of threads of silver in [Harry Potter’s] black hair, but he continues to wear the distinctive round glasses that some might say are better suites to a style-deficient 12-year-old.”

That zig-zag trademark scar on Harry’s forehead is still visible and so is a cut on his right cheekbone. And that cut made Rita dither when Ministry of Magic refused to comment on it. Skeeters’s column “So what are they hiding? Is the Chosen One embroiled in fresh mysteries that will one day explode upon us all, plunging us into a new age of terror and mayhem.

Or does his injury have a more humble origin, one that Potter is desperate to hide? Has his wife perhaps cursed him? Are cracks beginning to show a union that the Potters are determined to promote as happy?”

Harry is friends with his pre-teen enemy Victor Krum. You remember him from their battle in Triwizard Tournament. What you don’t know is that they hugged each other when they met at the world cup.

Ron and Hermione are still a happily married couple with two kids, daughter Rose and son Hugo. Ron took a job alongside Harry in the ministry of Magic but he quit it to support his brother’s creation Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. While Hermoine’s past with harry is still out to haunt her again. Skeeter notes “Hermione Granger, of course, was always femme fatale of the group. Press reports of the time revealed that as a teenager she toyed with the young Potter’s affections before being seduced away by Victor Krum, finally settling for Potter’s faithful sidekick.”

Neville is a Herbology teacher at Hogwatrs, married to Hannah which could possibly be Hannah Abbot, and they “both enjoy a little more Ogden’s Old Firewhisky that most of us would expect from custodians of our children.”

Luna is still herself, didn’t change a bit. She was seen wearing a robe with all 16 countries’ flags which Rita mocked in her article.

Harry has a godson named Teddy Lunip, who is the son of late Remus Lupin and his dead wife NymphadoraTonks. The bright blue haired half werewolf has a hard time keeping still especially with his lover who turns out to be a Weasley girl, the blonde haired daughter of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour.

And then again we save the best for the last, you may again get to read a sneak peek into Rita Skeeter’s novel that she would be releasing on July 31st, “But let us not be severe. Harry Potter and his cohorts never claimed to be perfect! And for those who want to know exactly how imperfect they are, my new biography: Dumbledore’s Army: The Dark Side of the Demob will be available from Flourish and Blotts on July 31.”

 

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